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Insanad's intro

A lot of you already know me from Postmormon. I'm Dahli-mama there and Insanad on Exmormonforums.com (a small little band of misfits behind the Mormon Curtain)

If you don't know me then you should read the small print on the side of my package that comes from the surgeon General as a warning: Ingesting large amounts of Insanad has been linked to anal leakage, coffee spewing, irritating rash, twisted panties, and occasional bouts of laughter. Take in small doses and never more than twice a day. If over exposure occurs, wash eyes with milk and turn off computer. Not recommended for LDS or pregnant women who have come in contact with LDS or other hallucinagenic substances. Keep Insanad away from children and elderly or infirmed. Do not take Insanad with alcohol or drive large equipment while taking Insanad. Consult a physician if symptoms last longer than four hours. This prescription can be refilled as many times as you wish. Sharing this prescription is highly overrated.

For the rest of you feel free to read about me on my lengthy self aggrandizing narcissistic blog called findingthepony (a reference to finding the happiness in a pile of ripe shit) or you may look at my mediocre unmarketable art on my art blog insanadsprojects . In the event that I offend you or say something way out of line, and just a matter of time before I do, please feel free to PM me and ask for an apology or explanation. In 99% of my posts I don't mean offense to anyone in particular unless you're a General Authority or church leader. Then I mean it directly at you. In fact, if I find a General Authority posting here I'm letting loose with all my guns, even my biggest swear words which are longer than four letters.

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lassie_faire
Jan. 3rd, 2011 04:47 pm (UTC)
Welcome! I'm glad you figured out how to post/etc. :)

haha, I think we'd all join you on that front if a GA ever popped their head in over here!

It would go a little something like this:

Lock and Load


Or this:

Not invited
ollie_right
Jan. 3rd, 2011 05:18 pm (UTC)
hahahaha
ROFLMAO at both your disclosure and L_Faire's dinosours.

I love your warning, and I love the insight you give and your humor and most of all I love your cynicism. I fully accept the responsibility of any coffee damaging my monitor and/or keyboarding, purchasing cream to handle outbreaks of rashes, untwisting my panties, and cleaning up anything that leaks from my anus. *checks box*

lassie_faire
Jan. 3rd, 2011 05:43 pm (UTC)
Re: hahahaha
To avoid panty twisting, I have a good solution:

Don't wear any! :D
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